YOU CANT FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK! (LYRICS)

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, ascend, descend, rise up, abscond
Jade Harley, Dave Strider. They all play Sburb and end the world,

Harelquin, Nanna, Bro, Mom, Dad, Youth Roll,
Grandpa, Pester chum, Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro.

Heat and Clockwork, Wind and Shade, Frost and Frogs, Light and Rain,
Vagabond, Mendicant, Renegade, consorts, and denizens,

Skaia, 413, Countdown to the Reckoning,
Derse and Prospit, Carapaces, Pogo Hammer, Sassacre,

You can't fight the Homestuck.
Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom.
You can't fight the Homestuck.
True it's quite outrageous but it's so contagious.

Jasper's secret, Davesprite, Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines,
Good dog, best friend, Jack causes many people's end,

Black Queen, Nak Nak, stuffing corpses, shoosh pap,
Robot bunnies, midnight crew, H3Y COOLK1D 1S TH1S YOU?

Lil' Cal, babies, ecto-biology, apple juice, Pupa Pan, Nick Cage, city of cans,
Doc scratch, SnOwman, I warned you bout those stairs man,
God tiers, March drag, who even is this douchebag?


You can't fight the Homestuck.
Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom.
You can't fight the Homestuck.
True it's quite outrageous but it's so contagious.

Exploring with Aradia, Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta,
Terezi's nuts, Karkat's a crab, Gamzee's got issues with his dad,

Equius, Feferi, Kanaya the vampire fashion queen,
She slices Eridan in half, and Vriska is a badass.




Shipping charts, sick fires, all the irons in the fire,
Buckets, squiddles, angels, all the Lusi get culled,

Faygo, Recupercoons, Horrorterros kill you,
Troll Jegus, killer clown, mobius double reach around

You can't fight the Homestuck.
Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom.
You can't fight the Homestuck.
True it's quite outrageous but it's so contagious.

Matesprits, Auspitice, Moirail, and Kismesis,
Betty Crocker, ICP, dead Daves are the enemy

Green Sun, Alpha-verse, Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk.
UU, princely tights, Guy Fieri is the anti-christ

Capchlogue Modus, and Strife specibus,
Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer,
Can't outrun what's already here




You can't fight the Homestuck.
Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom.
You can't fight the Homestuck.
True it's quite outrageous but it's so contagious.

Dream bubbles, Shenanigans, All who die come back again,
Tick tock break heads, honk honk, scary wolf heads,

Cue balls, magic dogs, the universe is a frog,
Felt mob and fairies, Lord English killed Hussie.

Troll cops, Thresh prince, don't screw with the Condesce,
Scale mates, rap wars, blowing up the tumor,

Zillyhoo, shaving cream, echeladder, science beam,
Cascade, Morse code, this fandom's about to explode


You can't fight the Homestuck
Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom.
You can't fight the Homestuck.
And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on

You can't fight the Homestuck.
Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom.
You can't fight the Homestuck.
True it's quite outrageous but it's so contagious.

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